Thursday
Jan292009
The Things I Do for HASAY
Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 11:04AM Perky boot camp instructor: "You're my party people! It's a tricep party!!"
Me (sarcastically): "Where's the booze then?"
FoN (looking around in hopeful surprise): "What? There's booze?"
Me: "You know, because it's a party?"
FoN: "...oh."
"...this party sucks."
Clearly, so do my jokes.
(In case you're just tuning in, HASAY is a weight loss support circle masterminded by the evil Casey over at Half As Good As You. I promise I wasn't picturing her while trying to convince my exhausted muscles to lob a hand weight at the boot camp instructor's pigtailed head. Really.)
(What kind of 40 year old wears pigtails anyway?)
Reader Comments (18)
Interesting boot camp!Was there a pinata?(that would be the kind of parties I'm used to visiting)
By, God I wear pigtails! Ok, only when I wear the french maid outfit...but I wear them!!
..should have called me. I would have brought the booze. And heckled.
Ugh. My prenatal aquafit instructor wore 2 ponytails or 2 braids too. Drove me nuts.
40 year olds who wear pigtails are delusional and tend to think they can get away with shopping in the juniors department too.
Sorry, my head was about to explode so I wasn't in a position to pick up on the sarcasm. I promise to do better next time. That chick will provide ENDLESS material.
Pigtails? Are you serious?!?! Where is she? I will throw weights at her!
So now you're threatening me with violence? Ouch, that hurts. Good work on the tricep party.
Ain't no party like a tricep party, 'cause a tricep party...sounds like hell, actually.
A tricep party?! Who says that? I believe those are immediate grounds to drop kick the instructor and go out for nachos. I could be wrong though, I have to brush up on my bootcamp etiquette...
A tricep party? Is she for real?
I would have smacked her with a hand-weight.
Wait, that sounds kind of violent.... Bonked her in the head with a medicine ball?
There. Better.
You should have told her you do a wicked bicep curl. With a 40-ouncer in each hand.
I myself espouse the pigtails-with-schoolgirl-skirt-and knee-socks look, but then that's a whole 'nother post...
LOL! Don't hate the instructor! Hate the hand weights...
Pigtails are hot.
yeaaaaaaaaaah perky exercise instructors should be shot
I am scared of boot camp. Better you than me.
Exer
Oh God I can't even write the word I am avoiding it so bad.
Cise
There. Phew. That must count for something?
A party just isn't a party without the booze. Even a tricep party. 'nuff said. ;)
funny!