The Things I Do for HASAY

Perky boot camp instructor: "You're my party people! It's a tricep party!!"

Me (sarcastically): "Where's the booze then?"

FoN (looking around in hopeful surprise): "What? There's booze?"

Me: "You know, because it's a party?"

FoN: "...oh."

"...this party sucks."

Clearly, so do my jokes.

(In case you're just tuning in, HASAY is a weight loss support circle masterminded by the evil Casey over at Half As Good As You. I promise I wasn't picturing her while trying to convince my exhausted muscles to lob a hand weight at the boot camp instructor's pigtailed head. Really.)

(What kind of 40 year old wears pigtails anyway?)