Crank it, Work it

Pump It - Black Eyed Peas
Take a Chance on Me - A Teens
Call On Me - Eric Prydz
Sandstorm - Darude
Because We Can - Fatboy Slim
Run - Gnarls BArkley
Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra
Family Affair - Mary J. Blige
Throwing Stones - Paula Cole
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor (shut up)
Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder (Workout Remix)
Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
Don't Stop the Music - Rihanna
4 Minutes - Madonna (feat JT)

...this ensures that I am NOT at the gym. I am on the dance floor, shaking my tight size 8 (let's be realistic) ass, I am dancing perfectly choreographed moves with sequined drag queens as backup, I am NOT AT THE GYM. There is no guy that smells like vomit on the elliptical next to me, and I am not becoming hypnotized by the jiggly butt of the woman on the treadmill in front who really should not be wearing those hottie hot shorts. I am on the dance floor, I am hawtness itself, I am grooving all night long and laughing with friends.

And when the fat lady sings, I am down one more pound*. Go, team HASAY! See ya at the club, yo.


* Which puts me at 5 lbs below Christmas Disaster, which means I owe myself a new laptop bag.

(DISCLAIMER: I do not, in fact, ever go out dancing any more. I can't stay awake past 10. Also at this point I'm not sure anybody wants to see that. That doesn't stop me from being 19 in my head. Whatever works).