And...here we go!
1. Oh, I am so gassy!
2.Nature abhors changes, big and little. Oh, wait, that's a vacuum. (My dog doesn't like the vacuum much either.)
3. During work, I try really hard to resist the urge to check for comments on my blog. Actually, the same could be said for pretty much everything else. Except maybe sex. Checking for comments rarely occurs to me during sex.
4. Please gawd no; are you kidding me???
5. Right now I'd like to be drinking wine, but I forgot to go to the liquor store. Where the hell are my priorities??
6. The wine opener is my favorite gadget. Without it I'd probably resort to a hammer. Glass shards and shiraz rarely mix.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to buying out the liquor store, tomorrow my plans include checking to see if they restocked and Sunday, I want to lie motionless on the couch until my stomach unties itself!