Poet Laureate, dontcha know?

The Spin Cycle assignment over at Sprite's Keeper this week is to write a poem. But I'm really more of a dirty limerick kind of girl.

(ahem)

There once was a girl from Regina
(which sadly DOES rhyme with vagina)
She had her a kid
Down the tubes her mind slid
So she packed up and moved 'way to China.


Hm. Hard to rhyme with Regina. Let's try:

There once was a girl from Saskatchewan
What the fuck rhymes with Saskatchewan?
Nothing, that's what
No gratuitous smut
Can't even think of a way to get 'snatches' in.


...Sorry.