There once was a girl from Regina
(which sadly DOES rhyme with vagina)
She had her a kid
Down the tubes her mind slid
So she packed up and moved 'way to China.
Hm. Hard to rhyme with Regina. Let's try:
There once was a girl from Saskatchewan
What the fuck rhymes with Saskatchewan?
Nothing, that's what
No gratuitous smut
Can't even think of a way to get 'snatches' in.