Next you'll tell me the Singapore Sling came out of LA

"Do you know what they're selling at the grocery store already? Mandarin oranges!!"


"It's so early! It's the damn Chinese producing them."

"Because they're Mandarin oranges."

"They just have to infiltrate every market, I swear..."

"But....they're Mandarin oranges."

"Well, they never produced them before."

"Who the hell named them 'Mandarin' oranges, then?"

"...I don't know."