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    Thursday
    Dec042008

    73 things I want to do before I die

    I found this in one of my old sketchbooks. I remembered it existed, but I haven't looked at it in a LONG time. I wrote it in university, and I've accomplished a few, but it's a pretty sad ratio considering my advanced age. So I'm posting it here in the hopes that you guys will hold me accountable.

    1. Visit Scotland
    2. Grow a garden Two years in a row now!
    3. Get my degree
    4. Learn to play guitar properly
    5. Skydive
    6. Rock climb (on real rocks)
    7. Get a dog (I should have specified a SANE dog.)
    8. Own land
    9. See the pyramids
    10. Write a novel It's short, but it's written
    11. Learn to blow glass
    12. Visit NZ again
    13. Learn Spanish
    14. Learn Italian
    15. Learn Japanese
    16. Ride a gondola (the boat kind...not the mountain kind)
    17. See the Parthenon
    18. See the Louvre
    19. Work for myself (and support myself doing it)
    20. Sell a piece I'm proud of to someone I don't know (I meant an art piece...sickos)
    21. Have my own gallery show
    22. Learn to snowboard
    23. Learn to 'sideways stop' on hockey skates (without falling on my ass)
    24. Learn a martial art
    25. Learn sign language
    26. Swim naked at a tropical beach
    27. Learn to ride a motorbike
    28 Drive across Canada
    29. Visit the East coast
    30. Have horses
    31. Play paintball
    32. Play in a band
    33. Teach a class
    34. Go scuba diving
    35. Swim with dolphins (I'm pretty sure they were laughing at me, but I did it)
    36. See a ghost
    37. Organize all my photographs
    38. Read all the classics
    39. See one of Rothko's paintings
    40. Visit the catacombs in Europe
    41. Hike in a rainforest
    42. Fire a handgun
    43. Learn archery
    44. Trace my family tree
    45. Visit Italy
    46. Work overseas
    47. Learn to fiddle
    48. Find a way to show my parents how much I really appreciate them.
    49. Get a tattoo
    50. Get my nose pierced
    51. Be with someone I would marry (but don't need to)
    52. Bungee jump
    53. Have a psychic experience
    54. Go waterskiing
    55. Go to Burning Man
    56. Be an extra (I ended up doing this a LOT, and it's not as fun as you'd think)
    57. Ride in a hot air balloon
    58. Go to Disneyland with my friends with my son
    59. See the lava flow in Hawaii
    60. Make a book Coincidentally...last weekend!
    61. Sing in a gospel choir
    62. See the Mayan/Aztec temples.
    63. Visit the Purdy's chocolate factory
    64. Learn to whistle really loud (I have been trying, and failing, at this for years)
    65. Sleep on a foreign beach
    66. Have my own darkroom
    67. Take a basic mechanic's class
    68. Learn to play poker
    69. Go whitewater kayaking
    70. Go surfing
    71. Go spelunking

    And I'm officially adding:

    72. Get published (like, by someone else, not lulu.com)
    73. Escort my child(ren) through to their teens with all limbs & eyes intact

    So what's on YOUR list? And what do you guys think I should tackle first?

    Also, if there are any sponsors reading this that want to help me out with any of these - say, the trip to Italy - I'm down with that. Because I'm a total money whore. I'll wear your logo all around Europe like I'm a friggin' NASCAR driver. Plus, I have the fake sincerity thing down to a science. Just puttin' that out there.

    Reader Comments (14)

    I think you should learn Spanish. There are some great computer and taped Spanish language courses out there. Plus, it's pretty easy and may come in handy.

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMichele

    That's a great list! Ummm....learn to fiddle?

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFon

    I think anyone who has written a novel deserves a trip to Paris.

    #36 is intriguing. I kind of want to see a ghost too, but I'm too scarified!

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBecky

    right now if i can just get this baby out of me i'll be happy.

    love you list.

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenni

    I've always wanted to try #52 but am too much of a chicken shit to do it! :)

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

    What a great list!

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

    Rock climb. Just because I always loved it.

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeinous

    Pick five. I'll do 'em with ya. Also, please tell Xander I am sorry I have not been commenting. I just realized I didn't have your other blog in my reader...I knew something was missing in my life...it was your handsome little man.

    Come to Colorado...we need a Canadian Ambassador, really.

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Stiletto Mom

    I vote for 28 next... for selfish reasons. I'd love to meet.
    ;)

    December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

    I'd love to do #26 but I'm scared a shark might eat me! and I'd love to be able to do #'s 37, 45 and 52... I thought about doing #49, but i'm too chicken and can't bear the thought of actually hurting myself... :D lol... :D and of course I'd love to be able to do #73... lol... :D

    December 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAne Fallarme

    I want to take a mechanics class too. BAD. Tell me we couldn't start a chain of chick mechanic shops that promised not to rip off women. It's genius!! besides, I'm so very tired of looking at greasy gross men as they so very obviously try to steal my money. I ain't that stupid jackass.

    December 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFrogs in my formula

    I think #58 should be Disney WORLD not stinky old Disneyland. And then you and Xander can stay with us! :)

    December 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWeb-Betty

    Who's glass and why do you want to blow him? Hehehe. It's late, sorry. Your list sounds a lot like mine from ten years ago. Nowadays, mine would be something like: Sleep for more than five hours straight, clear my google reader, take a long shower. Pretty pathetic. I'll teach you poker if we play for real money.... ;)

    December 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

    I think you should sleep on a foreign beach next. Pick one you can practice one of your languages on. I'm adventurous but a bit lazy too.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIasa

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