In which I alienate a lot of people
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 7:32AM 
It's that time again! Time to assault you poor people with whatever is rattling around in my head - and time for you to assault me back! Got a bunch of fragmentary musings that aren't ready to be a whole post yet? Grab the button, glue 'em together with what I like to call this 'theme', and leave a comment or shoot me an email so I can link you up. I'm expecting a big turnout this week since we got a shout-out from Erin of The Mom Buzz, who does a weekly flyaround of blogosphere happenings over at Ohana Mama. And of course The Neurotic Mom is hosting with me, so check her out too!
And my mental bits n' bobs for the week are...
When the Beatles said they were "bigger than Jesus", do you think they meant they were bigger...y'know...down there?
I probably just alienated a bunch of people. It's probably better to do it talking about Jesus' nether regions, than boring them to tears with a long-winded rant about how the character classes in Warhammer are way more innovative and interesting to play than the boring old knockoffs in World of Warcraft.
The character classes in Warhammer are way more innovative and interesting to play than the boring old knockoffs in World of Warcraft.
I probably just offended some WoW players.
I wonder if anybody is still reading. Maybe my mom. Even if she's confused.
I wonder why this blog, in which I regularly ruminate on things like cat meat and zombies, only gets boring google searches of the "mom saves the day" and "whimsical thoughts" variety, whereas my relatively benign parenting blog gets weirdos googling "bunny busting" and "kitchen implements with the letter to".
I don't even know what "bunny busting" is.
And if you have to google "whimsical thoughts", they're probably not that whimsical anymore.
Your turn! Grab the button - and randomize!
Reader Comments (12)
Ha, I think Jesus prolly has a huge schlong. Way to alienate, I thought I'd jump on board.
Is this where we start singing "How deep, how wide"?
I mean, if he's Jesus, can't he make himself huge down there? He can do anything right?
Hang on, I have to go answer the phone. The Vatican is calling. They want my Catholic card back.
Thanks Keely, thanks a lot.
I bet jeebus could lift a gazillion pounds with his man handle. I'd like to see any mere mortal Beatle do that!
I'm having all kinds of guilt over laughing out loud to the Jesus thing. That's just wrong. Funny but wrong. I'll probably be back for more.
Love it! I find I have to try very hard NOT to alienate people... But in Jesus' defense, you know what they say about those Jewish guys...
(So... how many did I alienate there?)
Mine's up too:
http://michellesamom.blogspot.com/2008/11/random-tuesday-thoughts_25.html
You should see my Google searches. SCARY! And you really don't want the crazy, dirty ones because then you have nightmares about the creepy, scary people reading your blog and how they are going to start stalking you and find out where you live...
dude, it's just not right.
And obviously, I have issues.
HA! Casey said schlong! So now I've been zoned out for about 5 minutes thinking about Jesus free-ballin in his robe. Must be why I shout out his name so often during sex...Jesus! Oh!
I bet I just alienated someone...
OMG, the "bunny busting" has killed me. Great random thoughts! And I almost forgot! I need to post and link up. Back later.
My husband plays WoW. He would have been alienated. I found it brilliant.
Dude, anyone you could have possibly alienated was probably reading the wrong blog to begin with. Though, I must say, if your blog is "wrong" then I don't wanna be right.
ps) my random thoughts for Tuesday:
http://layoder.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/random-tuesday-thoughts-not-to-be-confused-with-my-random-everyday-thoughts/
Does the bible say how big Jesus was?
And dammit. I forgot to play yesterday! Grr!
Okay, next week I am SO IN!