Comments on The Un Mom: This post is mostly about poop.

I envy you. I have always envisioned that whilst ...

2009-12-16T16:21:45.567-06:00

I envy you. I have always envisioned that whilst I lay dying, oozing from the butt and throat, that my husband pops his head in and says "By the way, hon, the dog ate a peach pit." ::gigglesnort::

My granddaughter came to visit last night. well - I'm actually blogging about it, so won't write it twice, but I tell you, the diahrea/puke virus is evil!

Ahh, poop. My favorite subject. I hope the pit cam...

2009-12-15T18:16:20.099-06:00

Ahh, poop. My favorite subject. I hope the pit came out the other end or didn't go in the top end at all. Sorry you're having trouble getting knocked up but might I suggest taking one of my kids? Great.

LOL, my dog won't eat mushrooms (unless the are on...

2009-12-15T05:33:24.694-06:00

LOL, my dog won't eat mushrooms (unless the are on top of a pizza) either (or tortilla chips w/out cheese melted on them... that pretty much sums up what she won't eat. It is funny the sounds that make them run to the kitchen. If I unwrap a slice of cheese, she hears it and comes running. Go figure!

I'm with your dog, I hate mushrooms too. Hope you ...

2009-12-14T07:48:58.092-06:00

I'm with your dog, I hate mushrooms too. Hope you are feeling better.

So what you're telling me is that if I feed my dog...

2009-12-13T19:10:04.512-06:00

So what you're telling me is that if I feed my dog an avocado pit my troubles will be over? Thanks for the tip!

Perhaps your hubby was trying to add insult to you...

2009-12-11T07:03:38.286-06:00

Perhaps your hubby was trying to add insult to your ovulashits by fucking with you?

I feel your pain - EVERY month. Not really sure w...

2009-12-11T06:47:23.500-06:00

I feel your pain - EVERY month. Not really sure why people can kill unborn children, but I can't voluntarily have my uterus removed.

My dog will do mushrooms, but black olives are out. She stole a pizza off the stove (because I'm gross and left it out). I got home from work to pizza stains on my bed and a pile of black olives next to the fridge.

My week's poopalicious, hotpants!

2009-12-10T21:40:44.409-06:00

My week's poopalicious, hotpants!

Wait until you hit perimenapause! I've been ovulat...

2009-12-10T20:50:47.337-06:00

Wait until you hit perimenapause! I've been ovulating for two weeks. Nonstop. Nice.

Sounds like the dog gets more attention around the...

2009-12-10T20:11:52.503-06:00

Sounds like the dog gets more attention around there! Maybe the avocado pit is germinating inside the dogs tummy just like your ovaries are trying to spit out an egg in your extremities!

You have all the fun.

totally and nothing says "i'm ovulating come get m...

2009-12-10T19:14:42.073-06:00

totally and nothing says "i'm ovulating come get me" like PAIN! I'm sorry, I hope you get to the "oh look at me" part soon

Holy Crap! I always learn something new from you ...

2009-12-10T14:46:32.358-06:00

Holy Crap! I always learn something new from you Keely. And this time totally pertinent. I thought it was all of beans I have eaten lately!

That is some rough ovulation! Goodness sakes. I ...

2009-12-10T14:11:46.947-06:00

That is some rough ovulation! Goodness sakes. I hope you're feeling better.

The dog eating the avocado pit. . .that's just impressive.

An ottoman that sheds cracked me up. I hope the ot...

2009-12-10T14:05:17.182-06:00

An ottoman that sheds cracked me up. I hope the ottoman is ok.

Because nothing says "Please, knock me up!" like c...

2009-12-10T14:02:01.254-06:00

Because nothing says "Please, knock me up!" like cramping and runny stool.

LOL!

I started my RTT with poop, so it works for me. Hope you feel better soon.

LOL! Sorry but that is too damn funny! I used to g...

2009-12-10T13:27:23.534-06:00

LOL! Sorry but that is too damn funny! I used to get "loose" at that time of the month - until I had an ablation done of my uterus - now I don't have periods PERIOD! ;)

Hope the pup stays AOK!

There is something wrong with me, cause I saw this...

2009-12-10T13:14:09.684-06:00

There is something wrong with me, cause I saw this headline in my reader and was all "Oh, I gotta check this out!"

Hope your dog is ok.

I thought our dog swallowed a pacifier once. It w...

2009-12-10T12:11:05.537-06:00

I thought our dog swallowed a pacifier once. It was only AFTER an expensive trip to the vet for x-rays did I found it hidden in the toy box. Damn dog...

Sounds like you ate the avocado pit according to t...

2009-12-10T11:43:25.472-06:00

Sounds like you ate the avocado pit according to the vet. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Did you mistakenly eat it and therefore that's why...

2009-12-10T10:10:28.216-06:00

Did you mistakenly eat it and therefore that's why you "thought" you had the stomach flu! Hmmmmm....

Yup, sounds like my time of the month. Blah, that ...

2009-12-10T09:53:09.826-06:00

Yup, sounds like my time of the month. Blah, that sucks. Feel better soon!

Dogs and their eating habits will make you as craz...

2009-12-10T09:43:25.991-06:00

Dogs and their eating habits will make you as crazy as your kids eating habits(or lack there of). Ours is also a vacuum and will eat anything that touches the ground. As a puppy, I gave him a bone to chew on and he swallowed it whole. We were worried but as that was nine years ago and the dog is still with us I think it passed just fine. Hope things work their way through for you too.

Are you sure YOU didn't eat the avocado pit? :-)

2009-12-10T09:13:58.216-06:00

Are you sure YOU didn't eat the avocado pit? :-)

"An ottoman that sheds." I loved that.

2009-12-10T09:11:40.904-06:00

"An ottoman that sheds." I loved that.

It used to be like that for me before kids. I sti...

2009-12-10T09:09:11.963-06:00

It used to be like that for me before kids. I still feel REALLY uncomfortable when I ovulate, but nothing like that.

As, for the avocado pit - I bet it's hanging out somewhere with my keys and my husband's socks. Where ever that is.