<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post4815584866662090326..comments</id><updated>2009-12-06T09:56:54.610-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on The Un Mom: This is what happens when I have distractions and ...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.theunmom.com/feeds/4815584866662090326/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Keely</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06323783519078200647</uri><email>keelyblogs@gmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>62</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-2949000461800822938</id><published>2009-12-06T09:56:54.610-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-06T09:56:54.610-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh my god that email chain...I am sitting here try...</title><content type='html'>Oh my god that email chain...I am sitting here trying to be quiet on a Sunday morning while everyone sleeps in and howling.  They are all waking up now and would like to thank you. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freaking hysterical!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2949000461800822938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2949000461800822938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1260115014610#c2949000461800822938' title=''/><author><name>The Stiletto Mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10206822797293852486</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15938955647676931675'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-6192098373899956681</id><published>2009-12-04T07:39:21.117-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-04T07:39:21.117-06:00</updated><title type='text'>That backpack might also be a good behavioral devi...</title><content type='html'>That backpack might also be a good behavioral device.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&amp;#39;t MAKE me GET the backpack!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6192098373899956681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6192098373899956681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259933961117#c6192098373899956681' title=''/><author><name>Frogs in my formula</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15588651443689809504</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02114638307571600455'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-825466105654506464</id><published>2009-12-02T22:51:51.481-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T22:51:51.481-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Love it, will come to play next week.</title><content type='html'>Love it, will come to play next week.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/825466105654506464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/825466105654506464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259815911481#c825466105654506464' title=''/><author><name>Alex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15527588191107839720</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-5299801576224261663</id><published>2009-12-02T10:20:37.886-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T10:20:37.886-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I actually put up this week's RTT Tuesday morning ...</title><content type='html'>I actually put up this week&amp;#39;s RTT Tuesday morning at 12:30 and then forgot to link up until now, dammit all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I. Loved. Those. Pie Charts. :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/5299801576224261663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/5299801576224261663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259770837886#c5299801576224261663' title=''/><author><name>piecemeal people</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13089165871325800773</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01482407096642531930'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-809665999873222312</id><published>2009-12-02T08:15:11.494-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T08:15:11.494-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The email link was a riot!!!   For those of us who...</title><content type='html'>The email link was a riot!!!   For those of us who aren&amp;#39;t self-employed, it&amp;#39;s an everyday fantasy!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/809665999873222312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/809665999873222312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259763311494#c809665999873222312' title=''/><author><name>A Tired Wife</name><uri>http://atiredwife.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-9031728215794729111</id><published>2009-12-02T00:55:20.757-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T00:55:20.757-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll make this quick cause my internet connection ...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;ll make this quick cause my internet connection is acting up... I&amp;#39;m hormonal too!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I haven&amp;#39;t even started my christmas shopping, and I only have 23 days left!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my grandma&amp;#39;s house there&amp;#39;s like a mice family and no matter how many they catch and kill, accidentally, of course, it doesn&amp;#39;t matter, there are still so many! Ewww!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/9031728215794729111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/9031728215794729111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259736920757#c9031728215794729111' title=''/><author><name>Ane Fallarme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10958830515099058303</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11704045696220063214'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-789393210340646731</id><published>2009-12-01T21:50:52.053-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T21:50:52.053-06:00</updated><title type='text'>That makes me crazy when someone is invading my bl...</title><content type='html'>That makes me crazy when someone is invading my blogging space!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seems like someone is always sick! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I forgot to link, I guess its too late now :(</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/789393210340646731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/789393210340646731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259725852053#c789393210340646731' title=''/><author><name>otin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03158978490041796686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07818525008500275174'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-6133855863088291345</id><published>2009-12-01T21:43:59.683-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T21:43:59.683-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry, I see now that Mr. Linky is fixed.  I'll ju...</title><content type='html'>Sorry, I see now that Mr. Linky is fixed.  I&amp;#39;ll just back out of here quietly now.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6133855863088291345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6133855863088291345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259725439683#c6133855863088291345' title=''/><author><name>Becky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-7731016145159937185</id><published>2009-12-01T21:42:43.657-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T21:42:43.657-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Keely, I hate to make more work for you, but I am ...</title><content type='html'>Keely, I hate to make more work for you, but I am randomizing today. I&amp;#39;m such a joiner!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And listen, what is your plan for dealing with this mouse???</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/7731016145159937185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/7731016145159937185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259725363657#c7731016145159937185' title=''/><author><name>Becky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06517252487552392654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-6034261982916060437</id><published>2009-12-01T20:51:38.503-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T20:51:38.503-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't carve out your uterus just yet, you're proba...</title><content type='html'>Don&amp;#39;t carve out your uterus just yet, you&amp;#39;re probably going to need it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That email fight was awesome.  The last pie chart was the best.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6034261982916060437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6034261982916060437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259722298503#c6034261982916060437' title=''/><author><name>FoN</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02365273380889773073</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14257346012690306223'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-2766702398419642435</id><published>2009-12-01T20:46:23.804-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T20:46:23.804-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I hear you on the hormonal thing. I'm going semi i...</title><content type='html'>I hear you on the hormonal thing. I&amp;#39;m going semi insane over here... Good luck with yours.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2766702398419642435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2766702398419642435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259721983804#c2766702398419642435' title=''/><author><name>Amber Page Writes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03288534853490787988</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-6450381377723329976</id><published>2009-12-01T20:39:44.265-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T20:39:44.265-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Two things: I feel your mouse pain (the sticky tra...</title><content type='html'>Two things: I feel your mouse pain (the sticky traps work well when the mouse is smart enough to avoid the trap but still lick off the peanut butter) and if you fail in finding a grapefruit spoon, sporks offer another interesting option [just saying, but not endorsing that sort of surgery. *wink*]</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6450381377723329976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/6450381377723329976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259721584265#c6450381377723329976' title=''/><author><name>Wild Child</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09653340334412641577</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08766681863231496141'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-2022074408847475204</id><published>2009-12-01T20:38:09.793-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T20:38:09.793-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Must be the season for Estrogen in the air cuz I a...</title><content type='html'>Must be the season for Estrogen in the air cuz I am about to shank someone if one more ass messes with me.  Between my tweens at home, the lovelies I teach, and the MO-rons that come in and out of my life....someone is gonna get hurt and it aint this girl!  Cheers, Lisa :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2022074408847475204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2022074408847475204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259721489793#c2022074408847475204' title=''/><author><name>Lisa (aka LadyWanderlust)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05440632162084471888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-5026690920727997452</id><published>2009-12-01T19:33:21.366-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T19:33:21.366-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I have also finished my Christmas shopping but tha...</title><content type='html'>I have also finished my Christmas shopping but that is because I am unemployed about only bought four ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good luck with your uterus. Those things can really suck.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/5026690920727997452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/5026690920727997452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259717601366#c5026690920727997452' title=''/><author><name>Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06450724028984922416'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-205468009914242167</id><published>2009-12-01T19:13:39.883-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T19:13:39.883-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I like the giant tarantula backpack, but even it w...</title><content type='html'>I like the giant tarantula backpack, but even it wasn&amp;#39;t too big to cover up the geekdude&amp;#39;s giant wedgie in the second shot.  Ow.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/205468009914242167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/205468009914242167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259716419883#c205468009914242167' title=''/><author><name>K a b l o o e y</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12995547356428809262</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01842934147821790365'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-3164703314262700332</id><published>2009-12-01T19:04:58.627-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T19:04:58.627-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Isn't gibberish fun?  I tell my almost 2 year old ...</title><content type='html'>Isn&amp;#39;t gibberish fun?  I tell my almost 2 year old nephew &amp;quot;english please&amp;quot; all the time and he says &amp;quot;no&amp;quot;. :0P</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/3164703314262700332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/3164703314262700332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259715898627#c3164703314262700332' title=''/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01206292558094774521</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06278199514870882061'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-2786519846654555011</id><published>2009-12-01T18:41:33.091-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T18:41:33.091-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I think there was a conspiracy to name it Cyber Mo...</title><content type='html'>I think there was a conspiracy to name it Cyber Monday. Because it sounds dirty, people want to get in on it more.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2786519846654555011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2786519846654555011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259714493091#c2786519846654555011' title=''/><author><name>kys</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18136636486640556269'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-8219142076846856416</id><published>2009-12-01T17:40:58.518-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T17:40:58.518-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah I'm right there with you with the hormones.  ...</title><content type='html'>Yeah I&amp;#39;m right there with you with the hormones.  And Cyber Monday does sound a bit kinky lol.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/8219142076846856416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/8219142076846856416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259710858518#c8219142076846856416' title=''/><author><name>N-i-c-o-l-e</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09738825679912817671</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11610390458851400555'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-7569653573890190443</id><published>2009-12-01T17:01:04.026-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T17:01:04.026-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Ugh, I didn't do RTT cuz I actually had random tho...</title><content type='html'>Ugh, I didn&amp;#39;t do RTT cuz I actually had random thoughts on sunday. I should have saved them. I&amp;#39;ll be back next week to play.&lt;br /&gt;Great thoughts tho, I love the grapefruit spoon image. I always tell people I&amp;#39;m gonna dig my eyes out with a spoon. Quite poetic I think. But uterus is definitely funnier. I&amp;#39;ll use that instead!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/7569653573890190443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/7569653573890190443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259708464026#c7569653573890190443' title=''/><author><name>rxBambi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14334316477460537688</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11163445343375793481'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-3464777460055543504</id><published>2009-12-01T16:25:27.262-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T16:25:27.262-06:00</updated><title type='text'>grapefruit spoon huh? ouches... I would like that ...</title><content type='html'>grapefruit spoon huh? ouches... I would like that backpack except i am scared of spiders, I have no christmas presents for anyone yet!!  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stole your claim to fame just so ya know! I promise to give it back after today but I needed the Geek girl mojo for a few. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My linkage! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://confessionsofacollegeangel.blogspot.com/2009/12/random-sadness.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have never figured out how to make it link in these things!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/3464777460055543504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/3464777460055543504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259706327262#c3464777460055543504' title=''/><author><name>Angel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18073885843675226858</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02266794407777874464'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-8632461559463503903</id><published>2009-12-01T14:59:16.313-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T14:59:16.313-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Wow. Those must be some serious hormones to even c...</title><content type='html'>Wow. Those must be some serious hormones to even contemplate the pain of a grapefruit spoon. ouch.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/8632461559463503903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/8632461559463503903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259701156313#c8632461559463503903' title=''/><author><name>Frugal Vicki</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14215233645206729306</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-2677149957741043973</id><published>2009-12-01T14:19:48.307-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T14:19:48.307-06:00</updated><title type='text'>No gift-obligation?  That's pretty impressive...

...</title><content type='html'>No gift-obligation?  That&amp;#39;s pretty impressive...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I actually kind of like the reciprocal gift giving thing.  I just wish that the gift-giving season was not at the same time of year as end-of-semester, cookie exchange, Christmas cards, holiday travel, etc.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2677149957741043973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/2677149957741043973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259698788307#c2677149957741043973' title=''/><author><name>JoyMama</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15073328328434957851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-8523185553232527474</id><published>2009-12-01T14:03:30.792-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T14:03:30.792-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I kicked my uterus to the curb in February and it ...</title><content type='html'>I kicked my uterus to the curb in February and it was one of the top 5 decisions of my life(The other four read my blog and tend to look over my shoulder so I can&amp;#39;t make it number one). If you aren&amp;#39;t quite ready for that, then my only other suggestion would be heavy narcotics.  Or booze.  Both is probably not a good idea.  You totally rocked the random as usual.  I really loved the email conversation too.  Hang in there!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/8523185553232527474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/8523185553232527474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259697810792#c8523185553232527474' title=''/><author><name>NeCole@Eclectic Ecstasy</name><uri>http://eclecticecstasy.blogspot.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-5788469868317424686</id><published>2009-12-01T13:16:14.176-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T13:16:14.176-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I wonder what's wrong with all of us?  I just wrot...</title><content type='html'>I wonder what&amp;#39;s wrong with all of us?  I just wrote a truly dysfunctional RTT and yesterday was literally my Bitchfest 09 (part deux).  Husbands are LAME.  They&amp;#39;re always like &amp;quot;feed me, pay attention to me, do me&amp;quot;.  Wah.  Buy me Twizzlers.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/5788469868317424686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/5788469868317424686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259694974176#c5788469868317424686' title=''/><author><name>Julie@Momspective</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13132443262087327387</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-1562098076079345889</id><published>2009-12-01T12:58:51.559-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T12:58:51.559-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Um, I never thought of "Cyber Monday" as dirty-sou...</title><content type='html'>Um, I never thought of &amp;quot;Cyber Monday&amp;quot; as dirty-sounding, but from now on I will...hee..hee...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am done with my Xmas shopping , too, so I can&amp;#39;t hate you(this is a first for me and I am in shock about it)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Tuesday Randomness is up...(missed a few weeks, but am determined to do better in the future, yes, Ma&amp;#39;am.)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/1562098076079345889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/4815584866662090326/comments/default/1562098076079345889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html?showComment=1259693931559#c1562098076079345889' title=''/><author><name>Gal Friday</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00643821953484820115</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theunmom.com/2009/12/this-is-what-happens-when-i-have.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415236966601048911.post-4815584866662090326' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5415236966601048911/posts/default/4815584866662090326' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>