Hey, it's Tuesday and I'm BACK! I'm no longer self-medicating and feeling sorry for myself!
Well, okay, I am. But I'm blogging anyway.
Did you guys have fun over at Amy's place last week? It's bitchin', huh? Like some kind of bitchin' wives club, or something.
Anyway, regarding the Tuesday randomness: You know the drill - write a random post, grab the fugly purple button, and link up! Then visit some of your cohorts and make friends. The four people above you or something. Or, y'know, do whatever you want. I don't care.
Wait, did that seem bitchy? Hm. Surprisingly, I don't care about that either.
Hubby and I just spent part of our date night at Home Depot. I know, we rock. First Wal Mart and now this. But we were picking out tile for the bathroom, which is getting a little facelift. I am super pumped about that. It's starting to look a little...well-used.
Actually, if you squint, and not even that much of a squint, it looks like the kind of bathroom that your bloated corpse would turn up in after you took up heroin and your family lost track of you for a while.
I'm even more super pumped about how we're paying for said facelift, which is not with money that we don't have or we would have reno'd long before it started looking like a place where crack whores pee. No, hubby is trading one of his contractor friends a bunch of Metallica
So glad I didn't drop a match on that stuff that one time.
I have a job interview tomorrow. I feel like throwing up. I haven't had to interview for a proper job since 2003.
Are nipple tassles still appropriate?
My tooth hurts.
I'm completely repulsed by this girl who got her tongue forked, but I can't stop watching it anyway. I bet she's popular. I'm really, really glad nobody suggested this to me in high school, when I was younger and stupider. (Well, younger.)
I feel like I need to go study for this job interview now. Kill me now. Er, I mean, wish me luck.
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Good luck with the interview. I suggest taking drugs and drinking AFTER the interview. It's just a suggestion.
Job interview huh? I don't know about the nipple pasties!! LOL!! Depends on who is doing the interview. If it is a woman...well enough said!!!>>>>>!!!!! I agree with Michele...take drugs!
Congrats on your bathroom makeover...that is so cool! And bartering for it is even better!! WooHoo!!
You will have to take before and after pics. I don't care if whore piss there are not. I wanna see??!!
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I will link up!
Good luck with the bathroom facelift and the interview.
I have faith you'll rock the interview. I'm pretty sure it's okay to throw up after it, I just recommend avoiding puke during the actual interview.
Job interviews are equivalent to sticking a fork in your eye...treacherous. Good luck with it and happy RTT.
Some of my and Mr. HH's best dates have involved trip to Home Depot. It's actually fun. Don't feel bad about that.
Best of luck with the interview. I have a giveaway on my blog. Everyone should come over and join in. It involves European candy!
Trading Metallica crap is the way forward and hey, I'll bet that pleases you no end.
You could sell some more of his stuff on the sly and take yourself out shopping.
Good luck. Seriously, I bet you'll knock it out of the park.
OMG! when will I learn NEVER to click on your links!! That tongue freaked me out! :D LOL I know, I'm such a baby!:D
Our bathroom doesn't look that bad, but I want a little renovation done on it too.. :D
Good luck with the interview, I know you're going to do great. :)
Happy Tuesday Keely! :)
Good Luck in the interview. I would not want to be in your shoes.
I won't even looked at the forked tongue. It just sounds gory...and stupid.
New bathroom and crap removal? You won the lottery. I wonder if I can trade out Hubster's remote controlled car collection for some new carpeting?
I heard nipple tassles were definitely out (too 80's) BUT showing off piercings in unusual places is cool.
Good luck :) and Happy RTT!
Peeing crack whores - great visual!
Good luck with your interview. I hope this is the solution you've been hoping for!
I'm still freaking out over that forked tongue. Apparently I never learn not to click. ;)
Good luck with the job interview tomorrow! It's been forever and a day since I've been subjected to one, so I'll be of no help. But I'm pretty sure you need to leave the nipple tassels at home. ;)
Your date night sounds like something hubby and I would do, too. Good thing you didn't drop a match on all that crap...er, um I mean valuable stuff...so you can get your crack whore bathroom fixed up. Score! :)
Forked tongue = freaky! I know I'm just repeating what others wrote, but that tongue...freaky!
Good luck with the interview! You'll do great!
Of course nipple tassles are appropriate; how do you think I got my job at the library?? Of course, that just might be New England, now that I think of it...
Good luck! You'll knock it out of the park!
Good luck on your interview! Just tone down the "fuckity fuck fuck" and you'll do fine.
OMG that tongue. It like, doesn't fit with her face!
Date night? What's that? Now that our older daughter is in Florida we don't have a babysitter and God forbid we actually pay for one.
I'm going to avoid the forked tongue girl. I don't what that image stuck in my head all day.
Good luck with the interview!
Ugh, the tongue forking thing is so gross!!!! I never got that. However, I think you might really make a sparkling first impression on your job interview with some nipple tassles ;)
I much prefer the look of that bathroom in the first Matrix--the one where they tried to escape through the walls.
Good thing you didn't get your tongue forked - not exactly what impresses most interviewers.
Unless the interviewer collects metallica stuff (maybe)
Enjoy the new loo!
ok, I lost my train of thought after MIHH wrote about giving away chocolate. But I'm back.
Don't fork your tongue before the interview. I think it might give a wrong impression. As for the tassels, uhm. Is Madonna interviewing you? If so, go with it. If not, maybe rethink.
Either way. Good luck.
Ugh, I can't even watch the tongue forking because every time I am about to click your link my brain screams "ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!" lol
I don't have any tile in my house. That would be to classy for this part of the world. No, here we stick with them plastic tubs and showers. It's really a win win, because since this pos town is also smack dab in the center of tornado ally, we get to dive for shelter ever 20 minutes in our secure plastic tub. The sound of the blaring tornado sirens is much easier to hear in a plastic tub too. So that's not scary at all. Nothing screams secure from a twister like plastic tub. :(
Good to have you back! Best wishes on your interview ... I suspect you'll do just fine!
Hugs and blessings,
Aw, I'm sad I missed Amy for last week's RTT. Oh, well, I had a lot more to say this week anyway.
Good luck!!!
Tounge forking, ewwww.
Bathroom reno, awesome! I want to redo our bathrooms, but I do NOT want to fork over the cash. And I don't have the cash to fork over so it is pretty much a no go.
Good luck with the interview! And that forked tongue is freaky!!
Date night sounds like a great idea, but I'd probably go to Target. Just my opinion, though. My BIL once took my sister to the dump with him on their Anniversary. What a romantic!
Nipple tassels are always appropriate. My job interview was successful. I am predicting that yours will be also!
I forgot...before you tile over any corpses, be sure to use a good sealer.
haha you remind me of myself! Good luck with that job interview and I hear its more about leather and chains now than paisties! And remodling must be in the air every blog I read lately has something about remodling, including my own, not that I read my own cause thats just torture that I like to inflict upon other people but you get the point! I enjoy reading your blog and have become a follower! Keep up the good stuff! Stay away from matches (they'll make you wet the bed)
OMG!! People still work for trade? DH has a butt load of KISS crap. Wonder if I can trade my garage full of totes for a new house?
Happy Tuesday!
Hi There..Im new here..This looks like a fun place..Hope you get the job..!!Im following you now...!!
I love how you are getting your bath re-do! Brilliant. Good luck with the job interview. Will they accept references from bloggy friends?
I'm off to look for some Journey or Boston memorabilia to trade in for plane tickets.
I'm thinking nipple tassels are definitely the way to go.
Really, best of luck, and 'go you!' for the new, bartered bathroom! :)
Good luck with your job interview you will do awesome!
Good luck with your interview!!!! (And if you ever need someone to cover again, just let me know. What a fun day it was!_
And, darlin', nipple tassels NEVER go outta style!
Oh my word! That tongue thing is SO GROSS! Ick!
Good luck with the job interview!
weird man, we were just talking about forked tongues at work last night, i swear.
good luck with the job interview, i'd be shitting my pants.
Go with the nipple tassels. They're the ace up your sleeve. So to speak.
Dammit, if I'd known I could pay for a bathroom remodel with Metallica memorabilia...nah, I probably still wouldn't have collected any.
It's almost been exactly 8 years since my last job interview, I have no idea what the current standards might be, but I think the exposed g-string always sends the right message.
Good luck.
Good luck with the interview! I think nipple tassels are totally appropriate...with matching glitter eye make-up, of course.
Oh, and congrats on the bathroom remodel!
hey! short time follower (ummm, yeah, I 'discovered' your blog today ;D), first time joiner! For fear of pointing out the totally obvious; your blog rocks!
btw, I hear nipple tassles are on the 'out'...try some bondage gear, instead; in addition to being "super hot", it could be interpreted as symbolic to your dedication to your job, or some other such like...
Your post is awesome as always. I will be having nightmares over that gal's moving tongue.
Thumbs up on the Home Depot date, thumbs down on the tassles. Daisy dukes are the new old nip tassles.
Good luck with your interview!
We love the Home Depot. Not so sure about the tassles. If the person interviewing you wears tassles- it's a trap! Good luck!
Ahhhh! Creepy forked tongue girl! I can't look away!
Dude. Do people NOT think about having to get a job someday? That's not something you can really hide all that easily....
But I wonder if it's easier for her to get to food stuck between her teeth...maybe she can attack it from two angles.
DUDE, cracking me up as always. GL on the interview.
Yay!! I love random. It's my favorite. I just found you on another blog and am now in love. Nipple tassles huh? Hope that interview goes well. You are hilarious and I love date night at Home Depot as well. Come visit me sometime if you want at:
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Will work for Metallica crap - I love it!
I'm sorry your tooth hurts - toothache is no fun! Like headaches, it's one of those things that prevent you from thinking of anything else. gaah.
But yay on the bathroom facelift/getting rid of Metallica memorabilia combo! Wow, what a score!
So your bathroom looks like the one Corey Haim prolly croaked in, huh? Here's to making it better. And no, it's not too soon for Corey jokes, I feel bad but the dude did it to himself.
Good luck with the interview. You can do this. Wait, what are you doing anyway?
Did you see my fan at Home Depot? Finally got our replacement installed and it looks fucking AWESOME. I'll send pics post haste.
I'm dying to find out what happened on that job interview with nipple tassles and all. Do tell!! Oh please do!!
PS Thank you so much for all the comment love you have bestowed upon my humble bloggy. You are hilarious and I heart you! XOXOX
Why would nipple tassles NOT be appropriate? How can we do a lot of our humor without them??
I love reading Random Tuesdays but by hell that purple button is so ugly...you're right.
Your line
"So glad I didn't drop a match on that stuff that one time."
Made me laugh so hard. I think we've all wanted to so that with our Husbands stuff sometimes.
Hope your interview went great.
Thanks for the randomness.
you're really funny, good luck on the interview tomorrow. I've been interviewing people all week, just show up on time and send a thank you email after the interview and you will be fine! And don't squeal the tires upon leaving nearly hitting parked cars in a fit of nerves, boss might be watching out the window and wonder what's up.
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