Yes, folks, it's that day again. Time to belly on up to the Random Tuesday bar and let me pour you a shot of whatthefuckisshetalkingabout. (It's new, just got put on the shelves.) Then keep the party happening on your own blogs!
So, Disney bought Marvel Entertainment. I wish I'd known it was for sale, I'm sure I have 4 billion laying around here someplace. But anyway, who wants to take bets on how long it takes for gay and bisexual characters like Northstar and Rictor to get unceremoniously shoved back in the closet? Not that Marvel had a ton of them to begin with. But they were making progress. I know Disney's all family-friendly; at least, if it's the right kind of family.
C'mon, someone prove me wrong here.
On the other hand, hopefully this means they'll stop attempting to make Punisher movies.
I spend a lot of time on this site, horrifying myself by what's in the beauty products I use. Go on. I dare you.
Most disturbing Twilight fanatic stuff to date:
Edward shower curtain
Edward My Little Pony Mod
Twilight-inspired dildo
This morning I had a dream that I was trying to get frisky with hubby and he rejected me, getting mad and telling me I was a liar because I didn't really find him attractive. For the record, obviously I find him very attractive (and my dream self has a lot more energy than my real self in the morning). I told him about it; he seemed more interested in the frisky part than whether his dream-self was mad at me. But when I got home from work he offered me 12 roses, to apologize for his dream-self being an ass. Also to make it abundantly clear that he would not reject my frisky self under ANY circumstances.
I wonder what I can
I totally missed my blogoversary. It was last Monday. So I'm having an extra glass of wine to celebrate. Feel free to do the same.
Who knew that I, with the attention span of a gnat, would manage to
Oh holy shit this is the funniest kid's toy ever!
Hubby also broke the computer chair the other day. He blames girthiness. I blame leaning further than crappy Wal-Mart computer chairs are meant to lean. Either way, now I'm sitting on a folding chair.
My butt hurts.
In unrelated news, this may be the shortest RTT ever. See, I told you it would be quick and painful. Now grab the button and link up!
59 comments :
Woah, glad your ass finally got out of bed to post your randomness. Please refrain from all future Twilight references for my benefit, ok? Whatever, do what you want, it's your blog.
Happy blogiversary. I think ours is on the same day. We're cool. Not as cool as pole dancing dolls but almost.
Okay---so I'll admit. I was totally getting worried about you Keely! I thought for sure the zombies had come and taken you away this morning......
Twilight Inspired dildos?? Pole Dancing Dolls?? And Hard chairs??
Yowzer...where do you come up with this stuff?! Have a great Tuesday! And Keely? Go get yourself a cushion for your behind NOW!
Ew, a Twilight Dildo?
One more thing...I'm having a glass of wine right now in celebration of your blogoversary!
Congrats!
WooHoo!! It is ALIVE! :)
OK, now I'm going to read your randomness and comment appropriately... ;)
OMG! The Twilight-inspired dildo!
What will they think of next? Cheney-inspired rifles? Bush-inspired Buttplugs? Hillary-inspired Passport covers? Michelle-inspired sleeveless blouses... oh wait... they did that.
okay wow... I also made a comment on the Disney-marvel thing, the outcry at the student center was deafening, but now I have you comment on the punisher to add to them today.
I love your RTT again this week!
That is more like it - and yeah, go ahead and blame it on the booze, that's okay.
I had some dream that sounded like that.. but it was the other way around.. for some reason (i really couldn't figure out even in the dream) i was mad at my husband and when i woke up i kept being mad at him.. i told him about the dream.. and then for the rest of the week he was a sweetheart and buy me sweet things and pamper me :) oh kudos to the weird dreams then!:)
oh and happy belated blogoversary! you rock!
Ok, ummm... I thought Disney was supposed to be "gay friendly". Seriously! A few years ago people were complaining because they gave insurance benefits to same sex partners AND they were complaining because Disney owns ABC and they were getting a lot of gay characters on the shows on that network. Really! I remember that all happening. I think.
now i'm off to buy that Twilight inspired dildo
That was so awesome of your husband. I don't picture my hubby saying no to a frisky me any time soon either.
That Pole Dancer doll is just crazy. I wonder how many they sell and who buys it for their daughter. "Here honey, these will be great talents to learn one day".
Twilight dildo?!! Um, excuse me, I have some shopping to do...
*biting my tongue about the sparkly dildo, biting my tongue about the sparkly dildo*
Yes, I was perturbed about the Disney/Marvel thing, too.
Okay, I couldn't make myself check out the Twilight Dildo...for one, I'm at work and I have no idea what's going to appear when I click that link or who monitors where I go.
Pole Dancing doll. I'm even MORE thankful I had a little boy! "But, mommy, I HAVE to have the pole dancer! PLEASEEEEEE!" Um, yeah, no thanks!
OK, I got distracted by the links... Shiny objects! :)
Ooooh! I'm going to have to try that dream sequence mode and see if it gets hubby to bring home flowers... ;)
Happy (late) Blogoversary! Mine falls on next Tuesday, which is cool, because I'll get to party with all the Random Peeps! :) I didn't realize we had started around the same time... You ROCK so much better than me! :)
Sorry your butt hurts sitting on a folding chair...didn't your hubby ever learn you're never suppose to lean back on any chair, especially Wal-Mart ones? ;)
Happy RTT!
Oh yeah. Thanks for the links. I have my Christmas shopping list complete now. Can't wait to watch my Twilight fanatic cousin open her gift at the big family gathering at my grandparents. It will be priceless.
I've been down that folding chair route. It's always the husband's fault. We sit like ladies, right?
Happy Blogoversary!
The pole dancer doll is as the site says, "the wrongest."
I wonder if they make a pimp doll for the boys?
I feel the same way about Disney. If you're up for something funny, YouTube "DiVinci's Notebook- Magic Kingdom in the Sky". You'll laugh.
Ooooh, let's hope littliest badger is a girl so I can go buy her Pole Dancer Doll, right after Harley Barbie...
Good morning!
Or good afternoon??
Yeah, I hate it when people say that to me too.
I don't think much at Marvel will change, they'll just slap a mouse ears sticker on the back cover. Don't forget Disney owns everything else. They even own me...
You lost me at the Twilight Dildo...Im wondering if it bites
Happy blogiversary. The pole dancing doll was disturbing!!!
Can you use your Twilight dildo while showering with Robert Pattinson staring at you? Cuz THAT... er.... wait... this is public... uhhhhhhhhhh........
So. Pole dancing baby dolls.... ok... I shouldn't comment on that either.....
Mr. B would never reject my friskiness either. It's kinda weird.
Oh, yeah... you talked about other things... the Disney/Marvel thing. I too, hope they stop making Punisher movies. Amen SISTA!
I am just going to go on not knowing what's in my cosmetics, if that's OK with you.
i'm totally getting an edward shower curtain.
that will make bath time much more awesome.
for my little girls' that crush on him.
but just for them.
andy:)
p.s. this is another reason why i am such a fantastic mom.
I won't ever ask how you stumbled on those links. Nope, ain't gonna do it.
I like the dream...I'm going to have invent something like that this week and see how that turns out.
I can't even click the Twilight links. Too freaking scary. I mean I like the book and all but lets get real here. I don't want to shower with Edward (I heard he's taken anyway).
I think my cousin needs that pole dancing doll. She'd get the biggest kick out of it!
Nice doll. I'm sure my husband has never played with dolls before, but he might make an exception . . .
Have a very random day!
I was gonna leave you a nice, witty comment. Then I read Shortmama's comment and I can't top it. : )
First time playing along. So so fun. Thanks.
Love the hubby dream. I have had those too. you have a awesome hubs to bring you flowers to apologize for his dream self.
I believe the Twilight madness has now officially gotten out of control! Thanks for the random laughs, as usual :)
Can you "dream" something about being whisked away on a last-minute romantic getaway to hawaii? ;)
PS- One day Disney will own the universe. Just wait for it. (Gag, gag...)
I am so not happy about Marvel being bought. BOOOOOOO!
And if you can't afford the sparkly dildo, just wait till your sweetie falls asleep and shellac his junk with some metallic Krylon.
If you go to Amazon can you pair up the Pole Dancer doll with a Ken doll who has a pocket full of teeny dollar bills?
Happy Blog-Day to you! Put a candle in your wine, but don't set your hair on fire...
Happy Blogoversary! I'll drink to your blog and to Disney buying Marvel on Friday! I think it's all interesting!
*copies and pastes the twitter comments he made yesterday*
Now that Disney owns Marvel, I expect to see a X-Men film in the vain of Fantasia.
And, Pixar will develop a Howard The Duck television series that will premier air in 2012.
Hello there! I just clicked through via A Tired Wife, and I think I've found myself a new daily read :)
I'm not participating this Tuesday, but wanted to let you know how jealous I am that you have a husband who will give you roses when his 'dream self' was being an ass!
omg--a pole dancer doll???
I adore your husband!! He got you flowers based off his actions in YOUR dream?? LOVE IT!!!!
More tmi info needed on your butt issue.
I was so worried! You didn't call, you didn't write! Little did I know you just slept late :).
I figured Disney bought Marvel to turn the characters into little marketing bonanzas like they did the princesses. They don't have anything for older boys. I am sure they will hide any sexually ambiguous characters. You can't have little boys dressing up as someone gay.
I love the Twilight dildo. I'm getting one! I'll have to check out the other stuff. You know, I do have to decorate my new house...
remember when disney bought pixar? it was very controversial.
not all disney stuff is rated g - there was pretty woman!
I am with you on the punisher movies!
happy blogaversary or whatever we call it! I might make a year!!!!!
Here's what you really have to worry about with Disney. If any of the Marvel characters have a mother...she will now be officially dead. Really, think about it...in EVERY movie they kill the mother. But yeah, the gay characters are for sure getting shoved back in the closet too.
Happy Blogiversary!!
A Twilight dildo, wow.
My glutes hurt too. But for these damn exercises. Holy crap
I think I need one of those shower curtains!
And mayyyyybe one of those other Twilight items too but that is none of your business.
Don't feel bad for being mad at him! I periodically dream that my husband is leaving me for one reason or another. When I do, I spend entire days being upset! I, however, have never gotten a "sorry I was a dream-jerk" present. Lucky!
Don't feel bad for being mad at him! I periodically dream that my husband is leaving me for one reason or another. When I do, I spend entire days being upset! I, however, have never gotten a "sorry I was a dream-jerk" present. Lucky!
That pole dancing doll is the weirdest and most wrong thing I have seen in ages. What the &$%* are they thinking. If only it came with a matching sequin tube top for the little girl to wear.
Yeah, so I went to that skin website and CANCER causing crap in everything I use. Scary. But WTH am I supposed to do? It's scarier seeing me without any make-up. Catch 22 here.
Pole dancer - ahahahahahahhaha!
Thanks for sharing,
Ciao
There are Punisher movies?? LOL :D
LOL @ the Twilight inspired dildo... it sparkles.. OMG!! WTF?!
LOL @ hubby making it clear he will never be angry at your frisky self.. :D
Belated Happy Blogoversary Keely! :)
Kids' toys are getting weirder and weirder..
Happy Tuesday Keely! :)
I had that same dream only I rejected my wife for calling me Edward and pulling out Twilight-inspired toys.
She did not come home with roses, and I'm getting the stripper doll for my nightstand.
Dammit, I need to get on a posting schedule that includes Tuesdays. I miss RTT!
Roses and promises of friskiness? You crazy kids are so dang cute.
I doubt they'll stop making the Punisher, they'll just turn him into Jesus and he'll light all the heathens on fire and send them to hell. Too sacrilegious?
Twilight shower curtain??? Dear Goddess, don't let my youngest find out or I'll be in hell every time I take a shower!
Hope your butt feels better. My computer chair is a wood chair so I can relate.
I'm a day late, but posted my Random Thoughts this morning.
Have a great day!
Raven
I went over to the toxic makeup report site and was um, um, re-convinced that I needed to use my "Skin Free" products that I had abandoned for the past few weeks. I always needs something else scare the crap out of me with more carcinogenic reminders.
Seriously your husband gave you roses for being crappy in your dream?!!! How the heck did you work that one out?
Thank you for indulging my lateness and continuing to post your link code. Hopefully, your husband has girth where it counts ;-)
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