Monday, July 27, 2009

What Frogmama and I did while y'all were at BlogHer

Okay, it's an artists rendering, but that's because it's really hard to take a photograph when you're bungee jumping out of a plane, over Mt. Everest, at sunset. With a unicorn.

There was also a Carebear on board but oops! We forgot his parachute


Also, it's not in color because you don't deserve it I'm lazy. If it was in color, you'd be able to tell that the plane was flown by Hugh Jackman and was farting rainbows. If someone wants to babysit my kid for 8 hours, I'll make a nice color version. Or go back in time and strap a camera to Frogmama's ass.


So, jealous much?

38 people talked back :

Brandy said...

you look so happy!

Jennifer said...

That totally looks better than BlogHer, or anything I managed to do this weekend... which wasn't much.

Jennifer said...

That totally looks better than BlogHer, or anything I managed to do this weekend... which wasn't much.

Bex said...

i.am.totally.jealous.

i heard blogher had a lot of drama. for me, drama may not be worth the expense of the flight and hotel and fighting with hubby to watch the kids all weekend. so i feel pretty good about staying home.

Mama Badger said...

You might have a couple issues. I'm just saying.

Though that does look like a krappe load of fun. No matter what happened at Blogher, this would definately beat it...

Princess Andy said...

what's blogher?

andy

p.s. yeah, it totally does work...have an intrusive thought, and replace it with something altogether nonsensical;)

Becky said...

And you both looked totally hot doing it! My weekend was much the same.

So next year Blogher is in New York, a place I have never been. I'LL GO IF YOU GO. Think about it!

gigidiaz said...

Did you really??!?!?!!! You're nutz.
I dont know what Blogher is. PLease enlighten meeeeee.

Michele said...

Jealous very much!

H.E.Eigler said...

weren't you scared the unicorn horn would stab you in the ass? cause that was my first concern with this depiction of fun....

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

As a new reader I'm thinking it is symbolic of.... ??? However, am jealous of your drawing talent.

blissfully caffeinated said...

Actually, I'm not jealous of the sky diving, because I have no desire whatsoever to hurl myself from a plane. Not even over Mt. Everest. Not even if I could land on a rainbow and slide down it into a pot of gold.

I would like to know where you got a hold of that Unicorn, though.

Krystal said...

I'm with blissfully on the whole jumpin out of a plane thing but I am so jealous that you can draw like that...i will sit here and sulk in my talentless corner of my office, you go ahead about your business, it's okay.

robin said...

I am jealous that you can draw like that!

Jenni said...

only about the unicorn.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Nature is so helpful to label its major landforms like that. i know I'd get all turned around without the Hollywood sign telling me what's what.

You guys have tiny sexy waists and perky boobs. I wish I were a cartoon.

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Happy jumping? I'm not sure what's appropriate when a plane is farting rainbows....

Jennifer said...

Wonderful artistic representation. I'm very jealous!

Toni said...

Hell yeah I'm jealous! Though, I'm proud to say that at the age of 49 my mum jumped out of a plane at 10,000ft...pretty cool stuff!

Ms. Salti said...

Love it.... I didn't go to BlogHer and I'm not creative enough to do a pic like that. Obviously, I suck!

Smallprint said...

I totally believe this.

Everyone knows unicorns are nature's foremost adrenaline junkies.

Mark.

FoN said...

Oh yeah, sure. You won't come to the beach with me, but you'll go skydiving with Frogmama? WFT?

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Oh, so that was you two I saw while I was riding Pegasus over Mt. Everest around the same time...good to know. I thought it was just a couple of random psychos so I hightailed it in the opposite direction. I think Pegasus was worried you'd make him jump.

ArtSnark said...

That looks like waaay to much fun. Tho unicorns & bouncing seem like a dangerous combo (You could put your eye out!)

Captain Dumbass said...

Wait, was the plane farting rainbows or was Hugh Jackman? Because that matters.

slacker-chick said...

I'd look that happy if I had a unicorn too. I am jealous.

otin said...

Ok, my psycho analysis: It occurred at sunset which symbolizes getting older, Most people aspire to scale Mt Everest, while you want to skip over the rigor of the climb. The bungee cords represent your unwillingness to just let yourself be free, and of course you had a friend because of a fear of being alone. The Unicorn is just because you are fucked in the head! LMAO!!!

That will be 115.00 for the analysis! hehe!

Frogs in my formula said...

Ok, a few things...

Captain Dumbass: Hugh Jackman does not fart. He's so hot that his natural gases actually produce more hotness. It's circular, baby.

Otin: What??

Keely, I had the best time ever. My bountiful bosom and tiny waist have never been happier.

The end.

Casey said...

Next year I want in on that shit, m'kay?

Sprite's Keeper said...

You know, I WAS at BlogHer and I saw a crapload of people eating Unicorn ass at the MamaPop party. Tis true!
I cannot lie! And I will post a pic to show you this week!

otin said...

Just a joke! :)

Leanne said...

So, I see that BlogHer tickets for next year in NY City are already on sale. Are we getting one?

Jenni Jiggety said...

Whheeeeeeeeee!

Ane Fallarme said...

I knew it!! Unicorns do exist!! :D LOL

Awesome drawing.. I wish I could draw..

Mango Girl said...

That sounds like a perfect way to spend a day to me.

blissfully caffeinated said...

Still laughing at this.

bigmamacass said...

clearly there are just some things that i dont get... *shrug*

anymommy said...

Awesome. The unicorn is the key.

Wish you had been there...I would have loved to meet you!