Bowel Buddy?! Who the hell came up with that clever name? And why don't those same geniuses name kids sugary crap food? Next time my little one wants a box of cookies, I'll just say "Sure, you can have this extra large box of Butt Nuggets." That may just curb his sweet tooth.
On the other hand, nice to know what you're getting when you pick up a bag of these little gems. Should I get pregnant again, I'll grab a bag or four.
After I got done laughing my butt off, I e-mailed that pic to sweet husband at the pharmacy. When he called all I could hear in the background was hysterical giggling.
They want to stock them next to the adult diapers..
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my colon is rather lonley.
I know your bowels are going to be sooooo happy.
At the bottom it says "The permanent solution to flushing."
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Um, if my bowels have a buddy, I really think I should flush more often.
My bowels poop too much, I have IBS, which stands for I Basically Shit
Hmmm. Yes. Well. I thought I'd seen everything when I saw the plushy vagina on HBO the other night. I was wrong.
This just proves that you can make anything sound elegant if you say it in French.
Somehow that just doesn't sound at all appealing. Why don't they just call it Poopsalot.
I don't think my bowel needs a 'buddy'....pretty crowded in there already.
~Stephanie
I don't think my bowel needs a 'buddy'....pretty crowded in there already.
~Stephanie
Bowel Buddy?! Who the hell came up with that clever name? And why don't those same geniuses name kids sugary crap food? Next time my little one wants a box of cookies, I'll just say "Sure, you can have this extra large box of Butt Nuggets." That may just curb his sweet tooth.
On the other hand, nice to know what you're getting when you pick up a bag of these little gems. Should I get pregnant again, I'll grab a bag or four.
WTF?!?!?! I did *NOT* post that twice! Not even funny. Ugh...that is embarrassing.
::giggle::
My MOM buys those.
Yum....
How many other names can we come up with for this stuff?
Poop Pal?
Crap Compadre?
Dookie Dude?
Fecal Friend?
I got a million of 'em!
Holy colon cleanse, Batman!
I seriously would have whipped out my camera, too. That is so deliciously (and, apparently high-fiber-ly) WRONG. I love it.
If that's what a bowel buddy does, I hate to think what an enema enemy would be capable of.
And somebody got paid to write that.
I'm in the wrong line of work.
Doesn't everbody need a Bowel Buddy?
dammit now i have to find my bowels a bff too!
Oh hai. My colon says she's lonely, please send ASAP.
After I got done laughing my butt off, I e-mailed that pic to sweet husband at the pharmacy. When he called all I could hear in the background was hysterical giggling.
They want to stock them next to the adult diapers..
If I need some help I'll be sure to give you a call so I can some of those!
Bowel Buddies? LOL! I hope that no one ever calls me that!!! haha!
LOL...there are no words
Ew, ew and ew again.
Ok, one more ew.
Nope, one more.
Ew.
My bowels just got a workout so I don't think I need it. TMI? Sorry.
That is much better than Colon Blow because it's real. It's sitting on the effing shelf. I would have laughing my ass off.
Now, I'm off to send it to friends. They have got to see this.
Yeah--What they said!
Just where IS this store, anyway?
"Bran! It's nature's broom!"
now the real question is: did you buy it? (I really don't want to know but had to ask)
Oh to have been a fly on the wall when the marketing people came up with that... ;)
That is an awful name for waffles...
Wow...I think I just a little excited reading that beautiful name. What a great brand name for a product (NOT!)
*shudder*
That looks dangerous! "I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away."
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