Today feels like a Friday. Because hubby has a totally whacked-out schedule, and all the planets aligned to give him three - three! - days off in a row, so I decided to make two of them MY days off as well. So as of now we're actually spending a 'weekend' - with neither of us having to work - together.
You'll forgive me if I cut this short. Ahem.
Anyway, it's not really a Friday, it's Tuesday. Which only means one thing around this crazy blog I call...well, blog...it's Random Tuesday Thoughts!
Know how to play? Great - get at it, soldier! Need some instruction? Well, step off the short bus and let me elaborate: You grab the purple button. You write a post consisting of whatever's in your brain at that moment on your own blog (don't go cluttering up my place, now, the cleaners haven't been by in a while...). And then you leave your link with Mr. Linky, so we can all stop by YOUR place and drink your good beer and rummage through your medicine cabinet.
Got it? Good! Let's begin.
I've been running every 2nd day and running for 0.2k longer each time. I thought I was way ahead of the game for running the 10k in the middle of September, but then I checked the calendar and realized I pretty much HAVE to continue that pace. I have like, two days' wiggle room.
Well, crap. That makes it sound an awful lot like work, doesn't it?
Today I had the rare - and odd - opportunity to visit the local hemp shop and see their huge warehouse of bongs.
Shut up. It was for work.
Anyway, I also got to listen to the hemp shop owner orate about his plan to import bongs cheaper from China (as "vases", oh those sneaky Chinese), and then undercut the competition by selling them at a discount. Basically his plan for world domination through bong sales. As he explained it, "That way I've covered the wholesale and retail and I can CRUSH THE COMPETITION".
Wow. Somehow I've always thought pot smokers were a lot less...aggressive.
Imagine what he'd be like if he didn't partake of the herb?
In case you're just tuning in, I'm a bit of a video game addict. But I don't have a lot of time these days and I didn't want to waste $60 on Sims 3. So I downloaded it onto my phone for seven bucks.
My Sim is reeeaaalllly teeny.
She's also a total whore. She married young to the first girl she, um, "woo-hoo"ed with, not realizing that her wife was a total bitch. But apparently the bitch doesn't care who else she woo-hoos with, so she's been trying out the less-fair sex, as it were. All of them.
She accidentally "woo-hoo"ed herself to death. For reals. I knew you could starve them, but I had no idea you could boink them to death. What a way to go.
Bex said that yesterday's post was one of the best ones I've written since I had that mouse problem.
You know, when I didn't actually write anything but posted a picture of a dead mouse?
I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Superheroes - the elder years. (LOVE the Flash! Bwahhahhah!!)
Anyway! I'm off to enjoy my 'weekend' the old fashioned way - with an adult beverage and a chocolate cupcake. What's going on in YOUR brain this Tuesday? Let us know and link up!
57 comments :
"World domination through bong sales", that's classic. Now I've GOT to get into your archives and figure out what kind of job requires you to visit a head shop... well, besides my job, that is.
Oh and yeah for the Sim whore! But how do you woo-hoo your Sim to death?
Boinking to death ROFL! I need to go buy the Sims now just so I can try to replicate it.
Everyone with the damned running! The only time that you should be running is when the cops are chasing you because you are using the bong that you bought at the hemp shop!(Unless of course it is legal where you are, and then the only reason would be if a dog were chasing you!)
whores and wholesale bongs...how can you go wrong with a post that incorporates THOSE two things :)
Really? you could "boink" them to death? That's a first! I am a SIMS addict! $60 for the SIMS 3? wow, it's expensive! I want to get one this weekend, I wonder how much it costs here. Anyway, I'm early for RTT this week, and great you and mr. linky made up! :D
Happy Tuesday! :D
Yeh! Together time (wink, wink).
I had to go to a bong shop for work once, too (wink, wink).
What? I feel like winking this morning...
He must not partake of his product very often because every pot smoker I know (oops knew) is totally lacking in ambition.
Poor a tall one and have a great time.
Yeah, well, wait until his customers all sue him because they find out there is unacceptable levels of lead or something in their bongs.
I'm sincerely pissed because Portal keeps crashing my laptop and I've been left playing Bioshock on my kid's 360.
*grumble, grumble*
There was a time in high school that I made use of a bong on a fairly regular basis but I never had one of my very own. Now that I am bong-free, I want one just to pretend I'm still cool and drug riddled. I'm gonna have to look this gentleman up. ;)
Boinking to death that would be a challenging way to go. Well, not really challenging but you get my point.
Ah yeah, umm hmm it was for 'work'. So that's why your craving cupcakes is it?
Happy RTT!
If they had a cupcake whore Sim, I would say it fits you perfectly. I'm not seeing you as the type to scrump yourself to death though.
Woah, you're RUNNING! I watched half of Forrest Gump over the weekend and now I feel like running too.
You had me at 'bongs' :-)
Ooh, adult beverages! I love summer beer. Isn't it fun to have a weekend that doesn't coincide with everyone else's weekend? It's like you're a rebel!
OMG, I totally love Sims. Have ever since the first Sim City came out years ago. But I had no Idea you could sex them to death. I might have to go buy it now. Do they make it for Wii?
Yikes, you must have an interesting line of work to go out and about like that! I just sit behind a desk in the dreaded cubicle!
Happy RTT & have a safe 4th of July!
Don't ya wish it were Friday?
Happy running.
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Gotta love me an aggressive sneaky bong salesperson aiming for global domination! Too funny. And exactly what IS your job? Sounds too fun.
And the tiny SIM whore cracks me up. I haven't played the SIMS in ages but the little tramp I created was always procreating and losing her children to Child Services because of her dirty dirty house. And she hardly ever went to work and her husband died in a kitchen fire. Tragic really.
Enjoy your grown-up time...and keep on running!
I've never played Sims but now knowing that I could potentially kill the characters by making them screw too much...I have the sudden urge to go buy it :)
Pot Dealers KILL each other!!! Don't you read the paper or watch Weeds??? LOL
I am going to go back right now to edit my post to include your link back!!!!
And here i thought the Sims was family friendly :)
Personally, my favorite is Batman with his Mickey Balloon...classic!
LMAO at your Sims!
World Domination through Bong Sales...AND boinking yourself to death...THAT is a fabulous summation for RTT :) I love it.
We have a dead mouse, in a glue trap, on our garage...that has been there for...*drumroll*...6 months deteriorating...because we are having a standoff about what it will take for DH to throw the damn thing away..and I am NOT touching it..I AM pregnant after all. Amazingly, it doesn't smell.
Jenn, again...commenting for Julie because I'm fairly certain that if she gets to read "boinking to death" she will literally rip her stitches...and that just wouldn't be good at this stage of the game. I'll redirect her at a later date. :)
Seriously, I think that guy would be a lunatic if he wasn't on pot. Wow. Crazy stuff. I'm off to check out the Superheroes and tell the husband about it. Sure he'll love it. The big "nerd" he is. :-)
You have a line on imported Chinese discount bongs?! You must phone me immediately.
If I ever start a band I'm going to call it Imported Chinese Discount Bongs.
I love the sims. it's like playing barbies.
And I thought I was the only adult addicted to Sims. Pfffft! I have yet to spend the $60 on Sims 3, and I probably shouldn't until summer is over or my kids will be completely neglected as I'm trying to woo-hoo a Sim to death...
Sims: Prostitutes, Sims: Dealer, Sims: Junkie. Really, the possibilities for this game are endless
Ooh, Sims: Zombie! Eat your way through the neighbourhood
Okay, so you've just convinced a bunch of us to go buy the sims 3... And maybe a bong or two...
Be careful on your 'weekend' off, you wouldn't want to follow the destiny of your sim!
I have an award for you at my blog!
The thoughts of an agressive pot smoker cornering the market on bongs is hilarious. He is ruining every pothead's image with his greed.
I am playing.
What a tour, who would guess you could take such a informative tour! And then needing a cupcake after... hmm got the munchies. lol
Are you sure your SIM didn't die of an STD? Do those games have autopsies you can order?
truly classic RTT
I REALLY need to get my butt in gear for a 5K at the beginning of August. Um...like...maybe running at all would be helpful. Happy short week Tuesday! Lucky!
Thanks a lot. Between yesterday and today, now I really want a cupcake.
I have yet to figure out the Sims--don't we have enough trouble in our own lives?
And can you really kill off a creature that exists entirely of electrons on silicon?
Bong sale domination sounds like a plan to me!! so you better watch out for that lil' crack man at that hemp shop of yours!
Happy randomness!
i imagine that "woo hoo-ing" yourself to death would be a more awesome way to go if compared with starving.
holy video game cruelty, batman.
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omg the SIMS story was fantastic! I myself have contemplated spending the $7 to get it on my phone... worth it!? I'll have to go back & read yesterday's post... I'm expecting big things now, or maybe not! lol
I was going to rank on you about playing SIms until I remembered I play Harvest Moon on DS which much more retarded than Sims.
Also, I had a dream a few nights ago that I was at a mall that was being taken over by zombies! I thought about you right away. You should have come to my rescue but you were too busy killing Sims instead.... I get it.....
Boinking and bongs! Always a good laugh. :)
Okay, I'm adding my first Random Tuesday Thoughts post, and I can't figure out how to add the link thingy. Can anyone help? Please?
okay SIMS sound interesting... lol!
and SURE it was for work... uh huh
Anyway, I've been reading random peoples thoughts for a few months now and FINALLY decided to jump on the band wagon!
I might just be officially hooked! :) THanks!
I haven't played Sims since the original version, but mine were always gay. I don't know why. I'm okay with that, but it just confused me since I had at least a dozen and it always worked out that way.
What a way to go is right.
i would love it if a pot head achieved world domination. what could be better than a world leader who sat around, smoked pot, ate junk food, and looooved everyone? wait, wasn't that bill clinton?
I'm so not into running, but good for you. I really hate breaking into a sweat.
Sure....it was for work..ya, right.
Hope you had a fabulous "weekend".
Hope you enjoy your "weekend." I do think those who partake of the herb are generally less aggressive than the rest of the population. Maybe he's that one bad apple...
I am DYING at the boinking your Sim to death, LOL!!!!!!
Enjoy that adult beverage!
Happy Tuesday that feels like Friday!!
Holy running machine, adding another 0.2k's every 2nd day is awesome.
Enjoy your adult beverages and chocolate cupcakes.
Hope that chocolate cupcake is code for "reality woo-hoo" on your weekend off.
Love the Sims, miss the Sims. No time these days and it's a game you have to dedicate a good amount of time to make it worth playing.
I once had a Drew Carey sighting on the original Sims. That was fun.
After all that running, you definitely deserve an adult drink and chocolate cupcake. I think I'll have one of each just because I thought about running! Happy RTT!
Okay...I thought sim city was a comp game I played in high school {for a class}. They can have sex? Wow...then if I played I could pretend I was actually getting some.
you made your sims character a whore? I think my sims psychiatrist would have something to say about that...
I was a little late today but I got my post written with six minutes to go until Wednesday!
wow! you totally gave me a shout out and i didn't know it! i've been exercising more and blogging less. its not as entertaining but i hope to shed these 15 pounds before i turn 32 (very soon).
i want your job. btw, what kind of job requires you to visit a hemp shop? i totally need to move canada.
i wrote an rtt yesterday about moving to canada but then deleted it - i didn't want canada to think i sounded desperate and not let me in.
i will buy a copy of FoN's bands album, Imported Chinese Discount Bongs - awesome.
I'm soooooooo late this week but mine is finally up. Hope you are enjoying the sun Keely and having a great day!
Before you made the comment about the pot smoker's world domination, I thought to myself, "Damn, that's one motivated pothead." It's scary sometimes.
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