I'm a little late today but...here we go!
1. Apparently there's some sort of conspiracy involving monkeys.
2. I'm suspicious of this sunny day. What does it want from me?
3. 2009 hasn't made any serious attempts to kill me so far.
4. For Y2K I hid under the blanket in the dark with a shotgun, but my home PC made one tiny burping noise and that was it.
5. For too long I've been locked in the darkness. Contemplating monkeys.
6. I am not obsessed with zombies; I am not! I think it's perfecting reasonable to assume that our government will soon lose control of an experimental drug that will convert 90% of the population into shambling, brain-eating corpses.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to staging a ninja style raid of several government agencies, tomorrow my plans include perusing the pictures I took and Sunday, I want to bust this monkey conspiracy thing wide open!
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Wow... obviously having some monkey issues today! Hope you have a fabu weekend... Watch out for the zombies. And have fun raiding the governmental agencies!
What did monkeys ever do to you? Besides fling poo.
While in a zoo.
Because you threw.
Shit at them too.
The end. (What, no part 2?)
I think next week I'm going to have to do this one.
what about zombie monkeys? Oooooh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McgF6C9wdms
Pride and Prejudice and Monkeys. Could be the next bug thing. No?
Not the next "bug" thing, the next "big" thing. Aw, forget it. It wasn't a very clever comment anayway.
And for some reason I cannot master this keyboard today.
Leaving now.
We have medications for these feelings now, you know.
OK, I was already laughing about your post, but the comments have now totally slayed me...so I can't come up with a coherent comment...blame the monkeys...or the zombies...or the zombie monkeys... ;)
i'm suspicious of the sunny day too. it must be the zombies (or monkeys) out to get us
Oddly enough, I've had zombie ads on my website today. I think it's a conspiracy because I know you. But I could be wrong.
peggy's comment is a frightening thought: zombie monkeys... chills are running down my spine!
My computer burps every time a HASAY post goes up, I think it's mocking me.
I'm more afraid of robots than zombies.
I'm totally behind the curve on this monkey thing. But that is why I stop by here. To be brought up to speed on monkey things.
I have no idea what this Friday Fill in is but it sounds like it might give me nightmares. I've been dreaming EVERYTHING I see/do lately and I have a haunting feeling a zombie monkey might shit on me.
That is funny! I love all the references to monkeys. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
I'm with ya on the monkey conspiracy.
I can't believe you didn't think of the possibility of zombie monkeys. The very idea is nerve racking.
Plus, if you drop by my blog, you might pick up another nifty award.
Now you are just a good time. How is it possible that I haven't read your blog before?
A retro, Mom-like super-hero who rids the world of evil monkeys.
Feel free to use that as your by-line on your blog, if you wish. I won't even take credit for it.
-Francesca
I'd probably make a great conspiracy theorist if I wasn't so damn paranoid :)
For Y2K, I was in Dahab, Egypt. And I'm not kidding, all the lights in the town went out shortly before Y2K (or maybe it was shortly after? I can't remember). In any case, there was that tiny little spark of "what if?"
I already believe that 90% of the population is made up of shambling, brain-eating corpses.
I can see the monkey conspiracy thing. You do know that genetically chimps and humans are 99.5% the same. You may ask why I know this fact? I just went to a luncheon/presentation by a geneticist. Good times. Now, everyone is going to want my life. LOL!
Are you talking about Curious George the monkey? Cause if you are I'll help you take him out. I'll never like monkeys again (and I was kind of on the fence to begin with).
Thanks. I haven't laughed like that in a while. And I'm sitting in a board meeting...
Be careful, the monkey monitors are reading your every word. They lurk and never comment, so you never know when they are visiting you, either.
ok, i'm coming over and confiscating your resident evil dvds.
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