And...here we go!
1. Oh, I am so gassy!
2.Nature abhors changes, big and little. Oh, wait, that's a vacuum. (My dog doesn't like the vacuum much either.)
3. During work, I try really hard to resist the urge to check for comments on my blog. Actually, the same could be said for pretty much everything else. Except maybe sex. Checking for comments rarely occurs to me during sex.
4. Please gawd no; are you kidding me???
5. Right now I'd like to be drinking wine, but I forgot to go to the liquor store. Where the hell are my priorities??
6. The wine opener is my favorite gadget. Without it I'd probably resort to a hammer. Glass shards and shiraz rarely mix.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to buying out the liquor store, tomorrow my plans include checking to see if they restocked and Sunday, I want to lie motionless on the couch until my stomach unties itself!
Friday, January 23, 2009
Friday Fill-ins, you'll be assuming I'm a drunken sot by now
this drunken rambling by Keely at 12:01 AM
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Hmmm... Hey tonight I opened a twenty dollar bottle with a power drill. Left the corkscrew at the parentals house. Just had to wait for the sawdust to settle.
I'd say have a good weekend but that seems a little unnecessary!
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I once brought a scrapbooking tool in order to get a cork out of a wine bottle!! Now that's pretty bad. I now have the proper tool!!
Loved your answers! Buy me a bottle too!!
Happy Friday!
LOL! I guess I just got an early start last night then, huh? ;)
Sounds like a fun weekend. I'll be cleaning and hosting all weekend. Have a glass for me, k?
You are a bigger lush than I am.. LOL
I also find it hard to keep away from my comments.. even DURING sex.. yeah I'm a freak.. Have a happy Friday!
Fun read
Somehow, I'm suddenly in the mood to get hammered. I wonder why that is?
I quote my comments during sex.
Is that wrong?
I think about comments way too much too. I also write a lot of comments so I'm a bit of a comment slut.
Happy Friday!
So I'm not the only one that has a Wine Crisis.
OMG! I need a drink after seeing that pig's head bra! GAH!
Um ya...pretty sure I'm gettin' shitty tonight! Cheers!
when i was a kid, my mom usedto write "T.G.I.F." on the front of my sneakers.
T.G.I.F. - you know, tgif, like the title song from the movie.
Alec Costandinos? no?
awright, howzabout:
FRIDAY! Thank God its Fr-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-day!
anyhoo, thats not what the T.G.I.F. on the front of my sneakers meant.
this tgif meant Toes Go In First.
it was there to remind me, otherwise i'd be rolling around on my back trying to force my feet into my sneakers, heel first!
oh, and,
thank God its Friday. ;-)
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I just went and poured myself a glass of bailys in your honor.
Um, just this past hour your last 3 posts showed up all at once on my reader. WTF?
I've got a lovely bottle of red over here, shall I pour you a glass?
Yeah, so, I'm the French freak who hates wine. I'm basically a blasphemer. But I like cheese, does that make up for it? Anyway, I have super picky taste buds; It's not my fault. But my point is that I still sympathize with your wine-o-philia. And I hope you get yours, baby!
ps) umm... pig-head bra = TRAUMATIZING
Oh hell! I got wine in the fridge. Thanks, Un-Mom.
My wife has resorted to buying her wine by the box...it's cheaper and easier, especially in the quantity that she drinks ;)
Oh, I can remember being drunk without a corkscrew--I think I finally managed to push the damn cork in using some odd utensil--or maybe I cut it out chunk by chunk--foggy, but a wine opener is definitely a gadget that ranks high on my list!
Being gassy....I guess that does for a few bottles of wine!!! :)
I think I might be the only female blogger that doesn't like wine.
I'm going to have to carry a frozen margi flask to any of the blog events that I attend. You know, because I attend so many. (cough)
Sounds much like most of my weekends. You are in good company, my friend :)
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